Waffle House Brawl Tee
Regular price
$30.00
Not all wildlife encounters happen in the woods.
Some happen in the parking lot of a Waffle House at 3:17 a.m.
This tee captures a rare — and deeply chaotic — moment in Oklahoma cryptid history: two territorial jackalopes mid-scrap outside a beloved 24-hour eatery. Fueled by rage, black coffee, and questionable jukebox choices, these antlered beasts are settling scores the old-fashioned way — bare-pawed and bloodthirsty.
The diner sign reads “Waffle House,” but the fine print makes it clear:
Oklahoma Jackalope Preservation Society — do not engage without backup.
Printed on a heavyweight cotton tee built to withstand:
• Bar fights
• Bunny fights
• And whatever you see in the sky over I-40 after midnight
Perfect for:
• Cryptid brawlers
• Chaos enthusiasts
• Folks who know Waffle House isn’t just a restaurant — it’s an ecosystem
Buy the shirt. Respect the herd. And don’t feed the jackalopes after dark
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!