Jackalope Preservation Society Warning Tee
Regular price
$30.00
This Ain’t a Myth. It’s a Medical Emergency Waiting to Happen.
Out here in the backcountry of Oklahoma, there’s only one rule: protect your shins or lose ‘em.
This official Jackalope Preservation Society warning tee isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s survival gear.
Featuring a vintage-style hazard graphic and bold text that warns of pending shin damage, this shirt serves as your first and only line of defense (besides maybe a metal knee brace and a healthy fear of fast-moving shadows).
Printed on a soft but durable cotton blend, it’s breathable enough for fieldwork, trail hikes, or evading cryptids at dusk.
Perfect for:
• Park rangers with a sense of humor
• Cryptid chasers
• Anyone with trauma below the kneecaps
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And for the love of all things horned, watch your damn legs.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!